I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.