Aaron Allston quotes

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

No one pays me to be nice.